Disclaimer: The information on this page has been supplied by many sources and although "slightly" funny may not be totally true (so don't take it to heart chaps).

Ben "Rancid" Ransome
Capt/Midfield/Attack

When selecting a captain most teams go for the most organised, dynamic and motivated person on the team. Hey, we're different! This leader of men runs marathons but on Saturdays just stands behind goal. 08/09 & 09/10 top goal scorer though..

Neil Peacock
Midfied

A skillfull player who brings intelligence and knowhow to midfield. Moved back to the club from Wacs in 2009 to play on the same team as his brother. Strange?

Kevin "Iron Man" Ruddock
Midfield

Hard man midfielder who runs himself into the ground for the team on a weekly basis. Tends to travel to away games on his own as no-one else will get in a car with him.

Jamie Tomlinson
Attack

A great prospect for the club who's pace and movement bring a new dimension to Hulme's attack. It's no surprise that he has been recognised by the Cheshire junior selectors.

Gary "Tomo" Thompson
Attack

Quiet, timid attackman. You wouldn't notice him if it wasn't for his prolific goalscoring exploits over the years. Possesses a powerful shot and is able to hold off defenders with his strength.

Steve 'Fishy' Fish
Midfield/Attack

Smuggled into the UK under the alias 'Steve Fish' to infiltrate CHLC and send back LAX intelligence to eastern Europe. After a season he has nothing to report. Ambassador for English/Slovenian relations.

Timothy "Slick" Sayers
Midfield

Slick is prone to temper tantrums often brought on by his helmet ruffling his hairstyle which can get Timmy quite upset. Has quite an eye for a goal, but never sees a pass!

Steve Bateman
Defender/Long Stick Midi

Ex local chef Steve has demonstrated he is better 'chopping' attackers than cooking chops. Now turned his hand to debt collecting on and off the pitch.

John "Lord" Yates
President/Referee

Chris Doona
Attack/Midfield

Chris joined the seniors at the end of season 09/10. Watch this space. A great future in CHLC.

Dave "Rio" Musrie
Goalkeeper

Cheadle Hulme's long standing and outstanding Keeper returned from Germany for the 09/10 season. Cheadle Hulme are certainly blessed to have two slightly eccentric keepers.

Chris Wilson
Midfield

Midfielder Upon graduating, trainee solicitor Chris was looking to join a team with like-minded well educated intelligent people. However he couldn't find one and joined the rabble that is Cheadle Hulme LC.

Will Smith
Goalkeeper

Who else could someone with that name play for other than the men in black. Great but slightly eccentric keeper who was the saviour of the club for the 08/09 season.

Steve "Silent Assassin" Pollock
Defender

Solid defender who's speciality is making enthusiastic attackers lose interest very quickly. Over the years has perfected several techniques for this including the hip hack, Pollock's bollock check (TradeMark) and the good old fashioned scythe. All done with varying degrees of subtlety - and al you ever hear is the screams!

Gareth "Taffy" Jones
Defender

Had to flee the Welsh valleys amid allegations of rustling and other sheep related charges. Despite being 50 and chain smoking roll ups is still the quickest and fittest defender at the club! Player of the year 08/09.

Duncan Woodward
Attack

Scientists have worked tirelessly for the last three years to rebuild the ex Cheshire star. Now part man, part goal machine, Woodward has returned to terminate terrified opposition defences.

Ross White
Midfield

Dave Ashworth
Midfielder

Another fine prospect of Cheadle Hulme's burgeoning youth system. Has shown all the attributes to become an outstanding midfielder which has been recognised by the Cheshire junior selectors.

Guy Lansbury
Defender

Went away for three years but this is not thought to be linked to him being a local drug pusher (for AstraZeneca). Now returned to add organisation and steel to Cheadle Hulme's defence. The ex captain is an outstanding defender who reads the game well.

Mark Thomlinson
U16s Coach, Photographer No2

Chris "Peaky" Peacock
Midfied

Expert face off man. The only thing Chris does more often than winning face offs is berating referees which he does loudly and persistently. A hard working and important member of the side.

Marcus Bartram
Midfield

A fast midfielder with a deceptively strong shot. Still a man of mystery since joining from Cheadle, Marcus prefers to go home rather than have a pint after the match, so surprised he didn't join Timperley instead!

Colin Windeler
Anywhere but Midfield

After playing for England, winning countless Senior flags and Premiership medals Colin knew there was only one place to go to get a real challenge in lacrosse.......Cheadle Hulme!

Jon McQueen
Midfield/Defence, Photographer No1, Webmaster

FANTASTIC PLAYER - of course.

Pat Moore
Defender

Defenders are usually aggressive and psychotic types. Typically Cheadle Hulme has the most laid back easy going defender. On the rare occasions Pat has really chopped an opponent, he has always said sorry! Now banned from the defenders union.

Mike White
Defender / Long stick Midi

During the week Mike is a nice guy charity volunteer but on a Saturday he is a ground ball beast hoovering up all the loose balls and hacking at all those who get in his way. Must be the best long stick midi in the division by some way.

Adam Cochrane
Midfield

Another to make the short trip from Cheadle. A strong and enthusiastic midfielder who showed bravery beyond doubt by playing throughout all the pre season with no arm pads. Not surprisingly has now invested in some protection!

John Adshead
Coach

Coach Adshead, knows the game inside out and takes no BS.